For immediate distribution to each of your lists far and wide--this is fun and effective. Myspacers bulletin this all over for friends of Hawaii~~~
Dear EIS Superferry/Sink Da Superferry friends, and all the 20 somethin' Myspacers for the Cause:
I have a strong, impacting message you can help complete that would really get the point to our legislators this week and next while they ponder the very corrupt bill to bail out Superferry. If we stop it, we can stop its damage to our islands' environment, land and sea life. Send the attached list of senators and representatives (or a sampling thereof), a one line note with a packaged condom! Note to read~~"Don't punch holes in this for Superferry's benefit! Keep us ALL protected.
They'll get the message clear. Other phrases you may want to add great, be creative, but considerate. They also call rubbers: prophylatics, universal precautions, whatevahs... "no eis- no love baby!"
I leave it to you what KIND of rubber you wanna send to them and to whom. Is it a Magnum? a Trojan, a glow in the dark? metaphors and meaning abound....
A similar idea worked incredibly well to shift the mind of a US President, President Truman I believe back 50 years ago, when he received nickles mailed in from hundreds of thousands of citizens all across the country on a topic that could be funded for a nickle per person. He got the citizens' message and changed his mind. This is the 2007 more straight up version of that.
Imagine 76 Hawaii state legislators receiving 500, or 1,000, or 5,000 mailed condoms. Would that make the news? Would that make a statement???? Tell your friends in College, myspacers! Those not in college, email all your friends and pass the word quick. Groups could mail them together. 67 cents in postage on a regular envelope if by itself, and a 50 cent condom. Or just send them to the O'ahu senators/reps who we know are pressured by their home boys to allow 'em to rape, pillage and plunder the neighbors...
Let's all take the step to call it as we see it, and show how unethical and messed up this bailout bill is to Hawai'i Nei.
Malama Pono amigos,
John of Kaua'i
(I'm goin with the Magnums)
more background info at my home site:
boycottsuperferry.org
questions, email me: mysticseaswimmer@hotmail.com
DIRECTIONS FOLLOW (sorry brah, not directions for the condom, you and da sweetheart figure that one out on your own):
This is easy for mailing: All the Senators and Representatives share the same big house--the Capitol. So the addresses are all the same, with different apartments, actually room numbers. If you want to save $$ and are sending to many different legislators, you can put individual sealed envelopes with their name and room number on it, with your yowza yowza reminder gift in one big envelope and address it to:
Sergeant at Arms
Hawaii State Capitol
415 South Beretania Street
Honolulu, Hawaii 96813
If you choose not to send condoms to all the 76 legislators below, but just a few, I'd suggest a couple of options:
Send one to your home Representative and Senator, especially those of you on O'ahu as many of those reps and sens don't seem to understand the birds and the bees of this important issue (actually the birds ground nesting DIE on Kaua'i if one preggy O'ahau mongoose hitches a ride to Kaua'i, and the Bees, well they DIE TOO with the O'ahu inhabited Verona Bee Mite if it goes to Maui, Kaua'i or Big Island (google it if you want)--DEAD birds and DEAD bees--NOT GOOD.....dead baby whales too but that's another story.
Send one to Senator Fred Hemmings, room 221, read the papers on this one...he should get a Magnum, and NOT because of what's in his shorts.
To find out who your legislators are (you have both a Senator AND a Representative) click this link:
Find who my big wigs are here
Next, send one to the Big Big Wigs--Speaker of the House, his name is Calvin Say room # 431, the President of the Senate Colleen Hanabusa room #409--(Mr. Hanabusa will thank you tonight!, I don't know about Mrs. Say, just kidding), and but of course, Governor Lingle (she's got the whole 5th Floor Penthouse of da place, quite da pad, all pimped out)....better put some extra condoms there, wink wink....she's the one who's putting the pukas in the prophilactics in the first place. You wanna see what these smart and stylish lookin' people look like?
Click here:
Smart and good lookin'
Stylish and good lookin'
and then there's the Governor, smart for the fat cats, and we know who they are in this charade
If you've got some extra latex, run down the list below and guess who you think would NEED or LIKE the condoms the most....have fun.
I personally, am sending them to all of 'em. When else can we honestly send our favorite Uncle something he can truly use, and deliver our message?
All offices are located at:
Hawaii State Capitol
415 South Beretania Street
Honolulu, Hawaii 96813
415 South Beretania Street
Honolulu, Hawaii 96813
| All Senators | E-mail sens@Capitol.hawaii.gov | |
| Baker, Rosalyn H. (D) | Phone 808-586-6070 | |
| Room 210 | District 5 | Fax 808-586-6071 |
| E-mail senbaker@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Bunda, Robert (D) | Phone 808-586-6090 | |
| Room 202 | District 22 | Fax 808-586-6091 |
| E-mail senbunda@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Chun Oakland, Suzanne (D) | Phone 808-586-6130 | |
| Room 226 | District 13 | Fax 808-586-6131 |
| E-mail senchunoakland@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| English, J. Kalani (D) | Phone 808-587-7225 | |
| Room 205 | District 6 | Fax 808-587-7230 |
| E-mail senenglish@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Espero, Will (D) | Phone 808-586-6360 | |
| Room 207 | District 20 | Fax 808-586-6361 |
| E-mail senespero@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Fukunaga, Carol (D) | Phone 808-586-6890 | |
| Room 216 | District 11 | Fax 808-586-6899 |
| E-mail senfukunaga@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Gabbard, Mike (D) | Phone 808-586-6830 | |
| Room 204 | District 19 | Fax 808-586-6679 |
| E-mail sengabbard@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Hanabusa, Colleen (D) | Phone 808-586-7793 | |
| Room 409 | District 21 | Fax 808-586-7797 |
| E-mail senhanabusa@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Hee, Clayton (D) | Phone 808-586-7330 | |
| Room 228 | District 23 | Fax 808-586-7334 |
| E-mail senhee@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Hemmings, Fred (R) | Phone 808-587-8388 | |
| Room 221 | District 25 | Fax 808-587-7240 |
| E-mail senhemmings@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Hooser, Gary L. (D) | Phone 808-586-6030 | |
| Room 214 | District 7 | Fax 808-586-6031 |
| E-mail senhooser@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Ige, David Y. (D) | Phone 808-586-6230 | |
| Room 215 | District 16 | Fax 808-586-6231 |
| E-mail sendige@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Ihara, Les (D) | Phone 808-586-6250 | |
| Room 220 | District 9 | Fax 808-586-6251 |
| E-mail senihara@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Inouye, Lorraine R. (D) | Phone 808-586-7335 | |
| Room 201 | District 1 | Fax 808-586-7339 |
| E-mail seninouye@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Kim, Donna Mercado (D) | Phone 808-587-7200 | |
| Room 231 | District 14 | Fax 808-587-7205 |
| E-mail senkim@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Kokubun, Russell S. (D) | Phone 808-586-6760 | |
| Room 407 | District 2 | Fax 808-586-6689 |
| E-mail senkokubun@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Menor, Ron (D) | Phone 808-586-6740 | |
| Room 208 | District 17 | Fax 808-586-6829 |
| E-mail senmenor@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Nishihara, Clarence K. (D) | Phone 808-586-6970 | |
| Room 213 | District 18 | Fax 808-586-6879 |
| E-mail sennishihara@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Sakamoto, Norman (D) | Phone 808-586-8585 | |
| Room 230 | District 15 | Fax 808-586-8588 |
| E-mail sensakamoto@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Slom, Sam (R) | Phone 808-586-8420 | |
| Room 222 | District 8 | Fax 808-586-8426 |
| E-mail senslom@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Taniguchi, Brian (D) | Phone 808-586-6460 | |
| Room 219 | District 10 | Fax 808-586-6461 |
| E-mail sentaniguchi@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Tokuda, Jill N. (D) | Phone 808-587-7215 | |
| Room 218 | District 24 | Fax 808-587-7220 |
| E-mail sentokuda@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Trimble, Gordon (R) | Phone 808-586-7100 | |
| Room 203 | District 12 | Fax 808-586-7109 |
| E-mail sentrimble@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Tsutsui, Shan S. (D) | Phone 808-586-7344 | |
| Room 206 | District 4 | Fax 808-586-7348 |
| E-mail sentsutsui@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Whalen, Paul (R) | Phone 808-586-9385 | |
| Room 223 | District 3 | Fax 808-586-9391 |
| E-mail senwhalen@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
Directory of Representatives
Hawaii State Capitol
415 South Beretania Street
Honolulu, Hawaii 96813
415 South Beretania Street
Honolulu, Hawaii 96813
| All Representatives | E-mail reps@Capitol.hawaii.gov | |
| Awana, Karen Leinani (R) | Phone 808-586-8465 | |
| Room 319 | District 44 | Fax 808-586-8469 |
| E-mail repawana@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Belatti, Della Au (D) | Phone 808-586-9425 | |
| Room 331 | District 25 | Fax 808-586-9431 |
| E-mail repbelatti@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Berg, Lyla B. (D) | Phone 808-586-6510 | |
| Room 324 | District 18 | Fax 808-586-6511 |
| E-mail repberg@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Bertram, Joe (D) | Phone 808-586-8525 | |
| Room 311 | District 11 | Fax 808-586-8529 |
| E-mail repbertram@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Brower, Tom (D) | Phone 808-586-8520 | |
| Room 310 | District 23 | Fax 808-586-8524 |
| E-mail repbrower@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Cabanilla, Rida T.R. (D) | Phone 808-586-6080 | |
| Room 442 | District 42 | Fax 808-586-6081 |
| E-mail repcabanilla@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Caldwell, Kirk (D) | Phone 808-586-8475 | |
| Room 439 | District 24 | Fax 808-586-8479 |
| E-mail repcaldwell@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Carroll, Mele (D) | Phone 808-586-6790 | |
| Room 405 | District 13 | Fax 808-586-6779 |
| E-mail repcarroll@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Chang, Jerry L. (D) | Phone 808-586-6120 | |
| Room 435 | District 2 | Fax 808-586-6121 |
| E-mail repchang@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Ching, Corinne W.L. (R) | Phone 808-586-9415 | |
| Room 330 | District 27 | Fax 808-586-9421 |
| E-mail repching@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Chong, Pono (D) | Phone 808-586-9490 | |
| Room 404 | District 49 | Fax 808-586-9496 |
| E-mail repchong@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Evans, Cindy (D) | Phone 808-586-8510 | |
| Room 425 | District 7 | Fax 808-586-8514 |
| E-mail repevans@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Finnegan, Lynn (R) | Phone 808-586-9470 | |
| Room 328 | District 32 | Fax 808-586-9476 |
| E-mail repfinnegan@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Green, Josh (D) | Phone 808-586-9605 | |
| Room 327 | District 6 | Fax 808-586-9608 |
| E-mail repgreen@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Hanohano, Faye P. (D) | Phone 808-586-6530 | |
| Room 303 | District 4 | Fax 808-586-6531 |
| E-mail rephanohano@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Har, Sharon E. (D) | Phone 808-586-8500 | |
| Room 313 | District 40 | Fax 808-586-8504 |
| E-mail rephar@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Herkes, Robert N. (D) | Phone 808-586-8400 | |
| Room 320 | District 5 | Fax 808-586-8404 |
| E-mail repherkes@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Ito, Ken (D) | Phone 808-586-8470 | |
| Room 420 | District 48 | Fax 808-586-8474 |
| E-mail repito@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Karamatsu, Jon Riki (D) | Phone 808-586-8490 | |
| Room 427 | District 41 | Fax 808-586-8494 |
| E-mail repkaramatsu@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Lee, Marilyn B. (D) | Phone 808-586-9460 | |
| Room 434 | District 38 | Fax 808-586-9466 |
| E-mail replee@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Luke, Sylvia (D) | Phone 808-586-8530 | |
| Room 332 | District 26 | Fax 808-586-8534 |
| E-mail repluke@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Magaoay, Michael Y. (D) | Phone 808-586-6380 | |
| Room 432 | District 46 | Fax 808-586-6381 |
| E-mail repmagaoay@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Manahan, Joey (D) | Phone 808-586-6010 | |
| Room 421 | District 29 | Fax 808-586-6011 |
| E-mail repmanahan@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Marumoto, Barbara C. (R) | Phone 808-586-6310 | |
| Room 304 | District 19 | Fax 808-586-6311 |
| E-mail repmarumoto@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| McKelvey, Angus L.K. (D) | Phone 808-586-6160 | |
| Room 315 | District 10 | Fax 808-586-6161 |
| E-mail repmckelvey@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Meyer, Colleen Rose (R) | Phone 808-586-8540 | |
| Room 333 | District 47 | Fax 808-586-8544 |
| E-mail repmeyer@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Mizuno, John (D) | Phone 808-586-6050 | |
| Room 436 | District 30 | Fax 808-586-6051 |
| E-mail repmizuno@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Morita, Hermina M. (D) | Phone 808-586-8435 | |
| Room 314 | District 14 | Fax 808-586-8437 |
| E-mail repmorita@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Nakasone, Bob (D) | Phone 808-586-6210 | |
| Room 424 | District 9 | Fax 808-586-6211 |
| E-mail repnakasone@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Nishimoto, Scott Y. (D) | Phone 808-586-8515 | |
| Room 441 | District 21 | Fax 808-586-8519 |
| E-mail repnishimoto@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Oshiro, Blake K. (D) | Phone 808-586-6340 | |
| Room 422 | District 33 | Fax 808-586-6341 |
| E-mail repboshiro@capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Oshiro, Marcus R. (D) | Phone 808-586-6200 | |
| Room 306 | District 39 | Fax 808-586-6201 |
| E-mail repmoshiro@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Pine, Kymberly Marcos (R) | Phone 808-586-9730 | |
| Room 317 | District 43 | Fax 808-586-9738 |
| E-mail reppine@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Rhoads, Karl (D) | Phone 808-586-6180 | |
| Room 326 | District 28 | Fax 808-586-6189 |
| E-mail reprhoads@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Sagum, Roland D. (D) | Phone 808-586-6280 | |
| Room 426 | District 16 | Fax 808-586-6281 |
| E-mail repsagum@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Saiki, Scott K. (D) | Phone 808-586-8485 | |
| Room 418 | District 22 | Fax 808-586-8489 |
| E-mail repsaiki@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Say, Calvin K.Y. (D) | Phone 808-586-6100 | |
| Room 431 | District 20 | Fax 808-586-6101 |
| E-mail repsay@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Shimabukuro, Maile S. L. (D) | Phone 808-586-8460 | |
| Room 406 | District 45 | Fax 808-586-8464 |
| E-mail repshimabukuro@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Sonson, Alex M. (D) | Phone 808-586-6520 | |
| Room 323 | District 35 | Fax 808-586-6521 |
| E-mail repsonson@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Souki, Joseph M. (D) | Phone 808-586-9444 | |
| Room 433 | District 8 | Fax 808-586-9499 |
| E-mail repsouki@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Takai, K. Mark (D) | Phone 808-586-8455 | |
| Room 305 | District 34 | Fax 808-586-8459 |
| E-mail reptakai@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Takamine, Dwight Y. (D) | Phone 808-586-6680 | |
| Room 438 | District 1 | Fax 808-586-6684 |
| E-mail reptakamine@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Takumi, Roy M. (D) | Phone 808-586-6170 | |
| Room 444 | District 36 | Fax 808-586-6171 |
| E-mail reptakumi@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Thielen, Cynthia (R) | Phone 808-586-6480 | |
| Room 443 | District 50 | Fax 808-586-6481 |
| E-mail repthielen@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Tokioka, James Kunane (D) | Phone 808-586-6270 | |
| Room 322 | District 15 | Fax 808-586-6271 |
| E-mail reptokioka@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Tsuji, Clift (D) | Phone 808-586-8480 | |
| Room 403 | District 3 | Fax 808-586-8484 |
| E-mail reptsuji@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Wakai, Glenn (D) | Phone 808-586-6220 | |
| Room 316 | District 31 | Fax 808-586-6221 |
| E-mail repwakai@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Ward, Gene (R) | Phone 808-586-6420 | |
| Room 318 | District 17 | Fax 808-586-6421 |
| E-mail repward@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Waters, Tommy (D) | Phone 808-586-9450 | |
| Room 302 | District 51 | Fax 808-586-9456 |
| E-mail repwaters@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Yamane, Ryan I. (D) | Phone 808-586-6150 | |
| Room 419 | District 37 | Fax 808-586-6151 |
| E-mail repyamane@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
| Yamashita, Kyle T. (D) | Phone 808-586-6330 | |
| Room 402 | District 12 | Fax 808-586-6331 |
| E-mail repyamashita@Capitol.hawaii.gov | ||
